Lyrics

I must admit that you look taller on TV,
and I think your hair’s a little lighter…
I’m sure John told you what a fan he is of me…
I give the best damn blow jobs in six counties!
You look so nervous, you’re about to jump out of your shell….
Did I mention John is a big fan of me?

And I hear that you need something more un-trackable, non-biblical...!!
That your life feels so detachable, impossible...!!
And you just want to be loved…
Loved and respected….
So, let’s get down to business!

I must admit that you look thicker on TV…
but they say the camera adds ten pounds on you!
Is this your first time fucking a girl like me?
What’s wrong, don’t you like it when I talk dirty?
I must admit, I find you sexy on TV…
Feel free to touch me where you want to touch me!

Oh, the Preacher, he needs something more untraceable, replaceable!
I’m sure you’ll find this quite enjoyable and memorable…
and you just need to be loved….
Loved and respected!
So, let’s get down to business!

The Preacher, he needs something more un-trackable, non- biblical…
I’ll make your life feel more inspirational, sensational…
You just need to be loved….
Loved and respected!
So, let’s get down to business!