Lyrics

Jim and Tammy, my dear kids,
I must inform you of the mess you’re in
which I will clearly go over

This breaks my heart but as dean of the school
I must remind you of the golden rule
between students and matrimony

As long as you were pupils here,
you weren’t permitted to get married

So on that note you’ve both been expelled
but I’m sure you kids will find something else
to turn on to…..or belong to…

I wish you both the very best
but the decisions made and there’s nothing left
to discuss here, so please excuse me…

You can’t just kick us out like this!!!!
With all respect sir, please forgive me…..

But I want nothing more than to preach the word,
study here and serve the Lord…
I feel this is where God wants me!

Our only crime is that we’re in love….
and this school means so much more to us
than you can ever imagine!!

Mr. Bakker my decisions made
and nothing you can say will change it!!!